Naked Gun From the Files of Police Squad Famous Quotes
"Ed Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50 - 50 chance of living, though there's only a 10 percent chance of that."
"Frank oh, say can you see, buy the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming. who's bright strips and broad stars, in the parelious night, o'er the rampart's we watched, as the da da, da, da, da, da, and the rocket's red glare, lots of bombs in the air, gave proof to the night, that we still had a flag, oh say does that spangle banner wave, over all-l-l-l-l that's free, over the home, of the land, and the land of the free"
"Frank I'd known her for years. We used to go to all the police functions together. Ah, how I loved her, but she had her music. I think she had her music. She'd hang out with the Chicago Male Chorus and Symphony. I don't recall her playing an instrument or be able to carry a tune. Yet she was on the road 300 days of the year. In fact I bought her a harp for christmas. She asked me what it was."
"Frank Jane, since I've met you I've noticed things that I never knew were there before birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights."
"Frank It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day."
"Frank Wilma, I promise you whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute before until he's behind bars. Now, let's grab a bite to eat."
Naked Gun From the Files of Police Squad Quotations
"If you were an ancient barbarian, I bet a real embarrassing thing would be if you were sacking Rome and your cape got caught on something and you couldn't get it unhooked, and you had to ask another barbarian to unhook it for you."
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
To be amused by what you read--that is the great spring of happy quotations.
C E Montague
"Life is just a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you."
Wally Famous Amos
"Don't believe that winning is really everything. It's more important to stand for something. If you don't stand for something, what do you win"
Henry C Blinn
"Time is on the side of the oppressed today, it's against the oppressor. Truth is on the side of the oppressed today, it's against the oppressor. You don't need anything else."
Malcolm X
Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
Edwin H Land
"Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him."
Edgar Watson Howe
Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
Laurence J Peter
The mind has a thousand eyes. And the heart but one Yet the life of a whole life dies When love is done.
Francis William Bourdillon
Any one thing in the creation is sufficient to demonstrate a Providence to an humble and grateful mind.
Epictetus