National Lampoon Famous Quotes
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
"Fall not in love, therefore it will stick to your face."
National Lampoon Quotations
There is nothing more agreeable in life than to make peace with the establishment and nothing more corrupting.
Alan John Percivale Taylor
"Commitment means that it is possible for a man to yield the nerve center of his consent to a purpose or cause, a movement or an ideal, which may be more important to him than whether he lives or dies."
Howard Thurman
"Skepticism, like chastity, should not be relinquished too readily."
George Santayana
Fortune is a great deceiver. She sells very dear the things she seems to give us.
Vincent Voiture
We two are to ourselves a crowd.
Ovid
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to the garage makes you a car.
Laurence J Peter
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
John Lehman
In the middle of the journey of our life I came to myself within a dark wood where the straight way was lost.
Dante Alighieri
There is no slavery but ignorance.
Robert G Ingersoll
You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
M Scott Peck