Neil Simon Famous Quotes
Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.
Neil Simon Quotations
"Originality does not consist in saying what no one has ever said before, but in saying exactly what you think yourself."
James Stephens
"As the moon retaineth her nature, though darkness spread itself before her face as a curtain, so the Soul remaineth perfect even in the bosom of the fool."
Akhenaton
Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you.
Henri Frdric Amiel
His only fault is that he has no fault.
Pliny the Younger
To love one's self is the beginning of a life-long romance.
Oscar Fingall O Flahertie Wills Wilde
"If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But ONLY if you're serious about adopting the vulture."
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
When will the public cease to insult the teacher's calling with empty flattery When will men who would never for a moment encourage their own sons to enter the work of the public schools cease to tell us that education is the greatest and noblest of all human callings
William C Bagley
"Anecdotes and maxims are rich treasures to the man of the world, for he knows how to introduce the former at fit place in conversation."
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"We live by encouragement and die without it--slowly, sadly, angrily."
Celeste Holm
In one drop of water are found all the secrets of all the oceans.
Kahlil Gibran