Old School Famous Quotes
Beanie You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hangout with nineteen year old girls everyday
Frank Blue you're my boy
"Beanie I have a wife and kids. Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Frank"
"Mitch True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend..."
"Beanie Well, let me be the first to say congratulations to you man you have one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart man."
"Frank Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not"
"Beanie Well, Columbus wasn't looking for America, my man, but that turned out to be pretty okay for everyone."
"Heidi Well, do you want me to be honest or do you want me to tell you this is the first time"
Old School Quotations
"This is the flag of the future, but it does not dishonor the past. (On his country's new Maple Leaf flag)"
Lester Bowles Pearson
Those who complain most are most to be complained of.
Matthew Henry
The artist should be a seeing-eye dog for a myopic civilization.
Jacob Getlar Smith
"Let not thy will roar, when thy power can but whisper."
Thomas Fuller
"If there is anything we wish to change in the child, we should first examine it and see whether it is not something that could better be changed in ourselves."
Carl Gustav Jung
Reason is the substance of the universe. The design of the world is absolutely rational.
Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Alan Bleasdale
"Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world."
J K Rowling
"When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is when we treat him as if he already were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be."
Johann von Goethe
The power to bring me out of solitude - or to push me back into it - had never belonged to another person. It was mine and only mine.
Martha Beck