Paula Poundstone Famous Quotes



"I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name."

"The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling."


Paula Poundstone Quotations






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Beware of your habits. The better they are the more surely they will be your undoing.
Holbrook Jackson

A proverb is the wisdom of many and the wit of one.
Lord John Russell

"King Jaffe Joffer So you see, my son, there is a very fine line between love and nausea."
Coming to America

Marriage is the wastepaper basket of the emotions.
Leon Botstein

"Ours is a country built more on people than on territory. The Jews will come from everywhere from France, from Russia, from America, from Yemen. ... Their faith is their passport."
Benjamin Nnamdi Azikiwe

"To judge the real importance of an individual, we should think of the effect his death would produce."
Peter de Gaston Levis

Pain makes man think. Thought makes man wise. Wisdom makes life endurable.
John Patrick

"If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing."
Anatole France

"The trouble in corporate America is that too many people with too much power live in a box (their home), then travel the same road every day to another box (their office)."
Faith Popcorn

"Whatever happens it all happens as it should thou wilt find this true, if thou shouldst watch closely."
Marcus Aurelius Antoninus