Robert Byrne Famous Quotes
The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.
"There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on."
Partying is such sweet sorrow.
"Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo."
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
Getting caught is the mother of invention.
"In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat."
Robert Byrne Quotations
Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.
Sir Ralph Richardson
Happy I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the wrost. You're very good-looking. I'm not very attractive.
Happy Gilmore
Fish and visitors smell in three days.
Benjamin Franklin
The man who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd. The man who walks alone is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been.
Alan AshleyPitt
"A quiz If I am my brother's keeper, who am I (Answer me.)"
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Prefer loss to the wealth of dishonest gain the former vexes you for a time the latter will bring you lasting remorse.
Chilo
That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been all along.
Madeleine L Engle
All my life I wanted to be someone I guess I should have been more specific.
Jane Wagner
Strength is a matter of the made-up mind.
John Beecher
One man's word is no man's word we should quietly hear both sides.
Johann von Goethe