Robert Orben Famous Quotes
"Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price."
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
"Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral."
"Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
"If you can laugh together, you can work together."
Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
"I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home."
Never raise your hand to your children it leaves your midsection unprotected.
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
Robert Orben Quotations
"Only one absolute certainty is possible to man, namely that at any given moment the feeling which he has exists."
Thomas Huxley
"I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive."
Henry Miller
"Some people succeed because they are destined to, but most people succeed because they are determined to."
Unknown
"I believe that the supreme duty of the historian is to write history, that is to say, to attempt to record in one sweeping sequence the greater events and movements that have swayed the destiny of man."
Steven Runciman
"Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles, a headache and a sore jaw from clenching your teeth. Forgiveness gives you back the laughter and the lightness in your life."
Joan Lunden
I reached for sleep and drew it round me like a blanket muffling pain and thought together in the merciful dark.
Mary Stewart
"Veni, vidi, vici. I came, I saw, I conquered"
Julius Caesar
Rest assured that there is nothing which wounds the heart of a noble man more deeply than the thought his honour is assailed.
Moliere
The public is a ferocious beast -- one must either chain it up or flee from it.
Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy.
Nora Ephron