Rodney Dangerfield Famous Quotes
"Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so far, I had a good day. I got a dial tone."
Life is just a bowl of pits.
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Rodney Dangerfield Quotations
"The reason that truth is stranger than fiction is that fiction has to have a rational thread running through it in order to be believable, whereas reality may be totally irrational."
Sydney Harris
"I am bigger than anything that can happen to me. All these things, sorrow, misforturne, and suffering, are outside my door. I am in the house, and I have the key."
Charles Fletcher Lummis
"No one can speak well, unless he thoroughly understands his subject."
Cicero
So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work.
Louis
History is the short trudge from Adam to atom.
Leonard Louis Levinson
"When an actor comes to me and wants to discuss his character, I say, 'It's in the script.' If he says, 'But what's my motivation, ' I say, 'Your salary.'"
Alfred Hitchcock
The love we give away is the only love we keep.
Elbert Hubbard
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
George Carlin
We are born to action and whatever is capable of suggesting and guiding action has power over us from the first.
Charles Horton Cooley
The killing was the best part. It was the dying I couldn't take.
Craig Volk