Ronnie Shakes Famous Quotes



"After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'"

"I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought What the hell good would that do"

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August.

I like life. It's something to do.


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"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
Sherlock Holmes

This was a great year for preventive worrying. Seldom in recent history have so many people worried about so many things that didn't happen in the end.
James Barrett Scotty Reston

Learning makes a man fit company for himself.
Thomas Fuller

"When the head aches, all the members partake of the pain."
Miguel de Cervantes

"Time is the great legalizer, even in the field of morals."
Henry Louis Mencken

The conventional army loses if it does not win. The guerrilla wins if he does not lose.
Henry Kissinger

"For believe me, in this world which is ever slipping from under our feet, it is the prerogative of friendship to grow old with one's friends."
Arthur S Hardy

"Regard your good name as the richest jewel you can possibly be possessed of - for credit is like fire when once you have kindled it you may easily preserve it, but if you once extinguish it, you will find it an arduous task to rekindle it again. The way to gain a good reputation is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear."
Socrates

The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.
Bertrand Russell

There are only two kinds of scholars those who love ideas and those who hate them.
Emile Chartier