Russell Wayne Baker Famous Quotes



Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.

"Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories -- those that don't work, those that break down, and those that get lost."

A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday.


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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
James Howell

"If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going."
Professor Irwin Corey

Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale Vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man.
William Shakespeare

"Our minds thus grow in spots and like grease spots, the spots spread. But we let them spread as little as possible we keep unaltered as much of our old knowledge, as many of our old prejudices and beliefs, as we can."
James Truslow Adams

"I have long since come to believe that people never mean half of what they say, and that it is best to disregard their talk and judge only their actions."
Dorothy Day

"If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability."
Henry Ford

"No mortal man, moreover is wise at all moments."
Pliny the Elder

An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory.
Friedrich Engels

"Be a fountain, not a drain."
Rex Hudler

Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Emo Phillips