S J Perelman Famous Quotes
"Their the waiters' eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate my wallet - pt, Whitstable oysters, a sole, filet mignon, and a favorite salad of the Nizam of Hyderabad made of shredded five-pound notes."
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin .. it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
S J Perelman Quotations
"The root of fear is the death of yourself or someone you care about, but this will inevitably happen since we are only mortal, so why fear"
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"These days people seek knowledge, not wisdom. Knowledge is of the past, wisdom is of the future."
Vernon Cooper
Expecting a carjacker or rapist or drug pusher to care that his possession or use of a gun is unlawful is like expecting a terrorist to care that his car bomb is taking up two parking spaces.
Joseph T Chew
I don't like the idea that the police department seems bent on keeping a pool of unarmed victims available for the predations of the criminal class.
David Mohler
A friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Walter Winchell
"Become a possibilitarian. No matter how dark things seem to be or actually are, raise your sights and see the possibilities -- always see them, for they're always there."
Norman Vincent Peale
I went to a store and asked if they had anything to put under coasters.
Steven Wright
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists.
Jean Rostand
"Opportunity knocks at the strangest times, It's not the time that matters But how you answer the door."
Steve Gray
"Be such a man, and live such a life, that if every man were such as you, and every life a life like yours, this earth would be God's Paradise."
Phillips Brooks