Steve Martin Famous Quotes



I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.


Steve Martin Quotations






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"Even in literature and art, no man who bothers about originality will ever be original whereas if you simply try to tell the truth (without caring twopence how often it has been told before) you will, nine times out of ten, become original without ever having noticed it."
Clive Staples Lewis

"Mistakes are painful when they happen, but years later a collection of mistakes is what is called experience."
Denis Watley

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.
Marcel Archard

Our houses are such unwieldy property that we are often imprisoned rather than housed in them.
Henry David Thoreau

"On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down."
Woody Allen

Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
Evan Davis

A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us.
Margaret Hilda Thatcher

"Certain thoughts are prayers. There are moments when whatever be the attitude of the body, the soul is on its knees."
Victor Hugo

"Loyalty is still the same,Whether it win or lose the gameTrue as a dial to the sun,Although it be not shined upon."
Samuel Butler

"We must not measure greatness from the mansion down, but from the manger up."
Jesse Louis Jackson