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I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.


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A cat will look down to a man. A dog will look up to a man. But a pig will look you straight in the eye and see his equal.
Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks

Summer afternoon - Summer afternoon... the two most beautiful words in the English language.
Henry James

"My business is not to remake myself, but to make the absolute best of what God made."
Robert Browning

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Wilson Mizner

Pray To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
Ambrose Bierce

"Children love to be alone because alone is where they know themselves, and where they dream."
Roger Rosenblatt

They call upon us to supply American boys to do the job that Asian boys should do.
Lyndon B Johnson

"I try to avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep looking upward."
Charlotte Bronte

Death is not the worst than can happen to men.
Plato