Theocritus of Chios Famous Quotes
Now begins a torrent of words and a trickling of sense.
Theocritus of Chios Quotations
The essential matter of history is not what happened but what people thought or said about it.
Frederic William Maitland
"When you go for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges."
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
Samuel Butler
I don't know why you use a fancy French word like dtente when there's a good English phrase for it-cold war.
Golda Meir
"Tracy I swore 37 times in the last month. I said the 'f-word' a couple of times, but it was mostly 'shit's and 'bastard's. Is 'douche bag' a curse Graham I suppose it would depend on the context. Tracy How about John you're a douche bag for kissing Barbara Graham It's a curse. Tracy Oh, well then it's not 37 times it's 71 times."
Signs
Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can't you go home Aren't you good enough for your home Answer me. Suck my white ass ball.
Happy Gilmore
"You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty."
Mahatma Gandhi
"When you live on a round planet, there's no choosing sides."
Wayne W Dyer
"There is something that is much more scarce, something rarer than ability. It is the ability to recognize ability."
Robert Half
Something deeply hidden had to be behind things.
Albert Einstein