There s Something About Mary Famous Quotes
"Pat Healy Really, it's only a side thing for my true passion. Mary And what's that Pat Healy I work with retards. Mary Isn't that a little politically incorrect Pat Healy Yeah, maybe, but hell, no one's gonna tell me who I can and can't work with."
"Mary I want a guy who can play 36 holes of golf, and still have enough energy to take Warren and me to a baseball game, and eat sausages, and beer, not lite beer, but beer. That's my ad, print it up."
"Hitchhiker No No, no, not 6 I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel. Ted That -- good point. Hitchhiker 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office. Ted Why Hitchhiker 'Cause you're fired"
Ted What about Brett Fav... ruh
Warren Franks and Beans Franks and Beans
Pat Healy Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I've got going.
There s Something About Mary Quotations
"Opportunity doesn't knock. You knock, opportunity answers."
American Proverb
"When a thought is too weak to be expressed simply, simply drop it."
Marquis de Vauvenargues
I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking.
Katherine Cebrian
A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.
Carl Reiner
Adversity is the first path to truth.
George Gordon Byron
It is better to live rich than to die rich.
Samuel Johnson
One must desire something to be alive.
Margaret Deland
"Consult your friend on all things, especially on those which respect yourself. His counsel may then be useful where your own self-love might impair your judgment."
Seneca
"There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for."
Fred Hoyle
"If you have love in your life it can make up for a great many things you lack. If you don't have it, no matter what else there is, it's not enough."
Ann Landers