Tommy Boy Famous Quotes
Tommy If I wanted a kiss I'd call your mother.
"Tommy Richard, who's your favorite little rascal Alfalfa or is it Spanky"
Tommy Fat guy in a little coat.
Richard Try an association such as Let's say the average person uses ten percent of his brain. How much do you use One and a half percent. The rest is filled with malted hops and bong resin.
Richard It's called reading-top to bottom-left to right-group words together into sentences-take tylenol for any headaches-midol for any cramps.
"Tommy You can take a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it"
"Tommy Did you hear I graduated Richard Yeah and just a shade under a decade. All right. Tommy You know a lot of people go to college for seven years. Richard I know, they're called doctors."
"Richard Okay... seatbelts. Just put the little thing into the big thing and... I tell ya what. If you don't know how to fasten your seatbelt, just raise your hand and I'll have Tommy Boy here come back there and hit you in the head with a tack hammer because you're a RETARD"
Tommy Boy Quotations
"I guess the hard thing for a lot of people to accept is why God would allow me to go running through their yards, yelling and spinning around."
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
"Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well but the certainty that something makes sense, regardless of how it turns out."
Vaclav Havel
The basic difference between an ordinary person and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything as a challenge while an ordinary person takes everything as a blessing or a curse.
Carlos Castaneda
"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."
George Burns
There are plenty of recommendations on how to get out of trouble cheaply and fast. Most of them come down to this Deny your responsibility.
Lyndon B Johnson
So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
Will Rogers
Let the sun shine in.
AntiWar Poster
Mathematics is the queen of the sciences.
Carl Friedrich Gauss
"He is ill clothed, who is bare of virtue."
Benjamin Franklin
Conditions for creativity are to be puzzled to concentrate to accept conflict and tension to be born everyday to feel a sense of self.
Erich Fromm