Trey and Matt Stone Parker Famous Quotes
"I've learned that all a person has in life is family and friends. If you lose those, you have nothing, so friends are to be treasured more than anything else in the world."
"I just realized that there's going to be a lot of painful times in life, so I better learn to deal with it the right way."
Family isn't about whose blood you have. It's about who you care about.
Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable.
I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.
"I love life...Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like...It makes me feel alive, you know. It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling is like a beautiful sadness."
"I think people that have a brother or sister don't realize how lucky they are. Sure, they fight a lot, but to know that ther's always somebody there, somebody that's family."
Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends.
"Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved, it would be much simplier, but much less magical."
"You know, I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what their kids watch on TV and more time worrying about what's going on in their kids' lives, this world would be a much better place."
A Haiku is just like a normal American poem except that it doesn't rhyme and it's totally stupid.
"Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it."
Trey and Matt Stone Parker Quotations
"In the South where slavery still exists, the Negroes are less carefully kept apart they sometimes share the labors and the recreations of the whites the whites consent to intermix with them to a certain extent, and although legislation treats them more harshly, the habits of the people are more tolerant and compassionate."
Alexis Charles Henri Clrel de Tocqueville
Politics is applesauce.
Will Rogers
A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled.
Sir Barnett Cocks
"I keep my ideals, because in spite of everything I still believe that people are really good at heart."
Anne Frank
"Shake off all the fears of servile prejudices, under which weak minds are servilely crouched. Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call on her tribunal for every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a God because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear."
Thomas Jefferson
"A great memory is never made synonymous with wisdom, any more than a dictionary would be called a treatise."
John Henry Cardinal Newman
"About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends."
Herbert Hoover
The deepest sin against the human mind is to believe things without evidence.
Thomas Huxley
Law is the embodiment of the moral sentiment of the people.
William Blackstone
"Remember friends as you pass by, As you are now so once was I. As low as I you once must be, Prepare yourself and follow me."
Gravestone from the 1800 s