V P Skipper Famous Quotes
"A kiss To a young girl, faith to a married woman, hope to an old maid, charity."
V P Skipper Quotations
"Be not forgetful to entertain strangers, for thereby some have entertained angels unawares."
Hebrews 132 Bible
"If you would persuade, you must appeal to interest rather than intellect."
Benjamin Franklin
He knows nothing and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
Sir Walter Besant
"Alas, poor Yorick I knew him, Horatio a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath borne me on his back a thousand times and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is my gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now your gambols, your songs your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar Not one now, to mock your own grinning Quite chap-fallen Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must come."
William Shakespeare
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
Steven Wright
"If we had a keen vision of all that is ordinary in human life, it would be like hearing the grass grow or the squirrel's heart beat, and we should die of that roar which is the other side of silence."
George Eliot
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Charles M Schulz
"Whenever there is a simple error that most laymen fall for, there is always a slightly more sophisticated version of the same problem that experts fall for."
Amos Tversky
"Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed."
Josh Billings
"The man who backbites an absent friend, nay, who does not stand up for him when another blames him, the man who angles for bursts of laughter and for the repute of a wit, who can invent what he never saw, who cannot keep a secret - that man is black at heart mark and avoid him."
Cicero