Wayne s World Famous Quotes
"Wayne Tell me, when the first show is over, will you still love me when I'm an incredibly humungoid giant star Cassandra Yeah. Wayne Will you still love me when I'm in my hanging-out-with-Ravi-Shankar phase Cassandra Yeah. Wayne Will you still love me when I'm in my carbohydrate, sequined-jumpsuit, young-girls-in-white-cotton-panties, waking-up-in-a-pool-of-your-own-vomit, bloated-purple-dead-on-a-toilet phase Cassandra Yeah. Wayne Okay, party. Bonus."
"Wayne Am I supposed to be a man, am I supposed to say, it's OK, I don't mind. I don't mind. Well I mind I mind big time And you know what the worst part is I NEVER LEARNED TO READ."
"Wayne I once thought I had mono for an entire year, It turned out I was just really bored."
"Wayne Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries."
"Benjamin Hey, who wants Chinese Takeout I know a great place Wayne I'll have the cream of sum yung guy."
Garth Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny
"Stacy Happy anniversary, Wayne. Wayne Stacy, we broke up two months ago. Stacy Well, that doesn't mean we can't still go out, does it Wayne Well, it does actually, that's what breaking up is."
Wayne All I have to say about that is asphinctersayswhat. Arcade owner What Wayne Exactly.
Wayne s World Quotations
Work is the true elixir of life. The busiest man is the happiest man.
Sir Theodore Martin
"Most idealistic people are skint. I have discovered that people with money have no imagination, and people with imagination have no money."
Simone Weil
"If I should ever be captured, I want no negotiation-and if I should request a negotiation from captivity they should consider that a sign of duress."
Robert Francis Kennedy
The computing field is always in need of new cliches.
Alan Perlis
"I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs."
Joseph Addison
"The advice of friends must be received with a judicious reserve we must not give ourselves up to it and follow it blindly, whether right or wrong."
Pierre Charron
"One's religion is whatever he is most interested in, and yours is Success."
Joseph Addison
She refused to be bored chiefly because she wasnt boring.
Zelda Fitzgerald
"We're going to find out who did this and we're going after the bastards referring to the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon"
Orrin Hatch
My own mind is my own church.
Carl Lotus Becker